sailorbrazil:

i personally think its pretty crazy that karl marx actually knew what was gonna happen to us back in 1850 like this guy comes out of nowhere at what the fuck o'clock and goes, capitalism is going to creep into every single crevice of your lives there will be nothing left and all creativity and integrity will be taken away like. he just said that    and it was correct

arewetumbling:

peenoween:

i wish i had an extremely attractive guy friend that every single girl liked and he secretly had a crush on me and i secretly had a crush on him and then we get in argument and he kisses me and then we get married and have children

my-badgerpride:

lieutenantjeneral:

pharmacy school RA boards be like..

Do Nurse Joys have to memorize this?

honeyedteeth:

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

mermaidastrology:
“Libra is obsessed with all things beautiful. If Libra cannot see beauty in situations, objects, or people, then they will not give a damn about it. Libra even has a knack for taking things that are ugly and finding a way to make...

mermaidastrology:

Libra is obsessed with all things beautiful. If Libra cannot see beauty in situations, objects, or people, then they will not give a damn about it. Libra even has a knack for taking things that are ugly and finding a way to make them beautiful. They are the type who might decorate their bedroom in ways you do not expect, putting objects together that typically do not go together, yet it somehow creates harmony and balance. Similarly, Libra might see beauty in people that others overlook, drawing out the best and brightest in those people.

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

You know, in retrospect, having gay marriage as a debate topic when I was the only openly gay kid in class was SUPER WEIRD. Imagine if you walked into AP Gov and your teacher pointed at you like, “I don’t think Brian should have health insurance because he sucks. Discuss?”

I can’t even fathom what I would do if I had to write an essay about how I should be able to take a piss in peace.

thevelvetpelican:

Reblog this if you’re pro-receiving a brown paper package containing one (1) handwritten love letter, a small jar of strawberry jam from the farmers market, and a smattering of pressed flowers.

lmaonade:

don’t even try to think about fucking with me tonight i drank a whole large mcdonalds sprite 

manic:

DGRFEVFBVFVFBVGFB G

cactehi:
“they don’t call me mr. greenside for no reason
”

cactehi:

they don’t call me mr. greenside for no reason